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Monday, October 25, 2010

Checking up on Thursday Night Live with Dead Sparrows

I originally wrote this piece on John Varvatos' Thursday Night Live for BlackBook's website, but unfortunately there was some miscommunication that prevented it from going online before the topic was considered too out-dated. Rather than let it go to waste, I've decided to put the article up here. The next Thursday night live is coming up soon on November 4th anyway, so here's a little preview to get you familiar with it:
Dead Sparrows' Joey Hamm and Graham Finn playing at Thursday Night Live.


When the media first covered John Varvatos’ controversial take-over of hallowed punk-rock venue CBGB’s, in 2009, many music lovers were alarmed by the fashion designer’s move. Lower East Side musicians took a stand outside the club-turned-boutique, bearing signs decrying the gentrification of the neighborhood and corporate control in the art world. Perhaps, when VIPs and velvet ropes rolled out to celebrate the opening night, these were not unwarranted fears. But at this month’s Thursday Night Live, nearly two years after the label began putting on monthly free gigs for local bands; Varvatos proved he’s done right by the place with a performance from Dead Sparrows that evoked the club’s former days.

Donning leather and plaid, a mixed crowd of old and young gathered at 315 Bowery to catch the New York City based band, Dead Sparrows, who reunited after a summer hiatus to deliver a set filled with raspy vocals and riff-driven rock. With Joey and Steve Hamm on guitar, vocals, and bass, Graham Finn on guitar, background vocals, and Jon Airis on drums, the band produced an indie sound with roots somewhere between surf-rock and Led Zeppelin. Sipping on chocolate and jalapeno mixed drinks (compliments of Tanteo Tequila) and free PBR, the crowd heard “Boycrush” and “Tower” off Dead Sparrow’s debut album, Into the Nettles (2009), along with some of the band’s newer material, which has yet to be named. A few of the tunes were revamped versions of old Cummies songs; the band’s former name prior to the addition of Finn.  Stylistically, Dead Sparrows’ is not something you’ve never heard before, but their appeal is the expert execution of classic rock by talented musicians devoted to the genre. To the Lower East Siders bereaved by CBGB’s transformation, Finn said, We can pine for the old days or we can get on with it, I choose the latter. Anytime I get a chance to play on the same stage as Robert Plant, ZZ Top, and Perry Farrell, I'm going to take it, you'd be stupid not to! Dead Sparrows will begin work on their latest album before the year is up.

While Varvatos may be capitalizing on the legendary status of his adopted venue, he is simultaneously responsible for keeping this newfangled shadow of the old CBGB’s alive. And who better to take on such a task than a genuine rock fan with serious financial backing? Though it now houses his somewhat obscenely expensive line of menswear, all of the old night club’s former glory has not disappeared - the walls of vintage posters, stickers, and other relics from the CBGB’s heyday have all been preserved, thanks to the designer.

Clay Wright, who works alongside Victor Caracappa to book the up-and-coming rock bands for “Thursday Night Live”, said they are attempting to bring great music back to 315 Bowery while giving bands a platform to launch off of - much like what the original CBGB’s did for band’s like Talking Heads, Blondie, and the Ramones. Protesters are fewer and fewer these days,It’s always hilarious to us. [They are] mostly kids who were never around anyhow. We just say: Would you rather it had been a Duane Reade or Chase bank? Come see a show, then tell us how you feel. I mean Arturo Vega (Ramones manager) helped preserve it and loaned old memorabilia for the opening. If ZZ TOP, Alice Cooper, Slash, and Joan Jett are cool with it, we aren't too concerned with kids who never even knew what it was truly like.”

On November 4th, John Varvatos will host an EP release party for a new band that’s been generating a lot of buzz; The Madison Square Gardeners. "These guys are going places,” Wright said, “The Village Voice dubbed them the ‘best New York City has to offer’ right now.” 

Less party, more play.

I realized that I've been blogging about a lot of parties and concerts, but have really neglected to draw attention to some of the other things dear to my heart, like art and theater. So in order to make this a healthy, well-rounded blog (and to uphold the statements I made in 'Say Wha?') I'll try to include more various ways of TimeKillin' in NYC from here on out. So here it goes:


A little over a week ago, I went to see a great new off-broadway hit, The Divine Sister, at the SoHo Playhouse. Written by the famous Charles Busch and directed by Carl Andress, The Divine Sister is a religious satire about three nuns; Mother Superior (Charles Busch), Sister Walburga (Alison Fraser), and Sister Acacius (Julie Halston), who live in a crumbling convent in Pittsburgh circa 1950. Things around the convent start to get a little bizarro when one of their young charges, Agnes (Amy Rutberg), begins seeing spiritual visions and claims to have the power to heal... 




Though I can't fully summarize the entire plotline here, basically the nuns must grapple with the legitimacy of Agnes’ visions and powers, while facing other hilarious challenges like how to squeeze donations out of a wealthy atheist in order to rebuild the convent, dealing with whether or not they even truly believe in God themselves, and wondering if trading in their steamy sex lives for worship was really a good idea after all. 


While it definitely mocks the genre, The Divine Sister is modeled after those old Hollywood nun movies like The Bells of St. Marys. It takes a provocative, modern approach with subjects like homosexuality and atheism, and in case that doesn't peak your interest, the script is ridden with the dirtiest words you've ever heard.


Though I would highly recommend this play to people in their late teens and early twenties, the truth is that this is a play for all ages. Oddly enough, on the night that I went to go see it, the crowd was full of old people, like, really, really old people. The man across from me had on a breathing tube.True, at the beginning, the onslaught of cursing and discussion of a legendary "eleven inch shlong", were somewhat uncomfortable for me to sit through in a room full of grandparents, but after a while I could tell the geezers were totally into it!


If you enjoy South Park-type humor; as in religious or political satire with lots of cursing, then this is a play for you. 


Tickets are $65 (kind of pricey, I know) but it really is a great show and I think there are student discounts online.

SoHo Playhouse 
15 Vandam Street
between Varick st. and 6th ave. 
Visit Divinesisteronstage.com for more information! 


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Places I went to and didn't tell you about... SORRY! Boxers and Dominatrixes...

So I am a terrible, terrible person for not blogging about some of these events beforehand, especially about this underground boxing match called "Friday Night Throwdown" I went to in the Lower East Side last Friday. Some friends of mine who may or may not be associated with the label Sloane NYC are involved with throwing this event I think every 6-8 months? I might be wrong on that, but regardless, this party was utter fight-club madness!




The boxing match was held on one of the upper floors of an empty warehouse on Allen and Delancey where they had built a small boxing ring in the middle of the room and set up a bar and stage for DJs on either side of it. About 200 or more hipsters, models, socialites, hippies, you name it, showed up to see a bunch of scrawny white kids beat the shit out of each other.

Since I'm generally not a huge fan of violence, I kind of expected to be turned off by this. But I have to admit, I couldn't help feeling super pumped when the music started playing and they brought the fighters out. The crowd went totally ape shit; screaming, cheering, booing, and raising their cellphones and cameras up into the air to try and capture some of the excitement. Lucky for me, Canaan Albright, who took some of my favorite photos of the event, was kind enough to let me use some of them for TimeKill, so enjoy!

I was especially pleased when DJ Messkid started spinning dubstep... Yes, I think I was the only one dancing at this point, but I didn't really care. Perhaps not everyone has caught onto the bass-wave just yet, but you wait! This music is getting mainstreamed pretty fast!






Photos courtesy of Canaan Albrighthttp://www.canaanalbright.com/


After this party my boyfriend and I decided to follow another friend of ours to a party in midtown at a club called Rebel. Now I generally don't go out in midtown, nor have I been to Rebel before, but in a desperate moment we took our friend's word for it and joined him on his way to a "Goth" party.

When we arrived at the Goth party everyone was dressed in shiny leather, fishnets, combat boots, the works. We felt totally underdressed and joked about how we should have come in costume. Then we went upstairs. Let me tell you, in my four years living in New York City, I had never been to a party like this before.

We entered the main room of the club to find people tying each other up to large, wooden contraptions and whipping one another's bare asses! Yes, I'm talking ass-less leather pants, people. In the other room, an ogre-like woman was being bound in ropes by a smaller leather clad female...and apparently this was normal. In fact, the only 'weirdos' there were my boyfriend and I. Our friend had taken his shirt off so he fit in, but I think I was the only girl there who wasn't topless and wearing pasties! And let's not forget the 70-something year old man walking around in a baby costume. Someone wearing a leather hat even asked if he could give me a foot massage.

Oh no, this was no Goth party we had come upon, but a dominatrix/fetish party. We stayed for a half an hour before we started to feel too sketched out to stay any longer. So, not exactly a party I was into, but not everyone can say they went to one of these, and now I have. Unfortunately there are no photos from this event, but you can use your imagination.

DUB NATION BROOKLYN Vol. 2 at Coco66 THIS FRIDAY!

I went to the dubstep party at Coco66 last weekend, but didn't get there until about an hour before it was over. Good DJs and decent speakers... they could be better. Still, this is a free show at a place with cheap drinks and a relaxed door. 

Here is the info from the fb event page, check it out! DUB NATION BK Vol. 2 Facebook Event


Steez Promo, MethodsNYC, & Subhuman Recordings Present…
DUB NATION BROOKLYN Vol. 2

featuring
NUMBERNIN6
***Celebrating the release of Garbage / Hunt You Down on Subhuman Recordings***
DOWN JONES aka DSTAR- (P5 Records / Seclusiasis / Foul Play / Dubstep Mix)
HEAVY WEIGHT DIVISION
(Dave Gee & Diggadee MC/ Dark Room/ Methods NYC)

Opening set by MANTRA

*****Get there early for the Open Vodka Bar 11-12!!!*****

Dub Nation Brooklyn @

Coco66
66 Greenpoint Ave

Between Franklin & West
Brooklyn NY 11222
718.389.7392

Sketch for TimeKill NYC logo

My friend Drew came up with this little design for TimeKill NYC's logo... hopefully he'll get a few drawn up that we can choose from, though I think this is rather cute.